Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

Trump says U.S. will get rare earth minerals from China and tariffs on Chinese goods will total 55% under new trade framework - PBS

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Is it mandatory for restaurants to wash glasses after every use?

I know who the president of Turkey really is

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Trump budget kills NASA’s golden opportunity to see a killer asteroid up close - Ars Technica

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I see through liars

Northern Irish rap group Kneecap plays Glastonbury despite controversy - NPR

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I have a reading level above third grade

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

A child had measles at Mall of America, concerning state health officials who don’t know source - Star Tribune

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

The Toyota Supra Won't Stay Dead For Long - Motor1.com

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

This Powerful Airplane Engine Has Been Around For Over 70 Years & Is Still Used Today - SlashGear

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Ananda Lewis, Celebrated MTV VJ, Dead at 52 - Rolling Stone

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

Is forgetting things ‘normal’ aging or something worse? Here’s first step to finding out - San Francisco Chronicle

I have complete contempt for fakery

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t buy bullshit

Report: Leafs discussed 3-way deal at deadline to send Marner to Vegas - theScore.com

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I have complete contempt for traitorism

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

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I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I actually pay taxes

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I can count

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I can read

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”